January 2012
5 posts
October 2009
1 post
August 2009
13 posts
I let it die
My Tumblarity is 0 now.
I feel like a lazy hospice nurse, who neglected an AIDS patient just one too many days, and now… is that an insensitive metaphor?
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cheat sheet
if their names are: Lacy, Laci, Lacey, Misty, Jade, Crystal, or any other variety of textile, weather condition, or precious stone — they’re prolly trying to get knocked up.
If their names are gender neutral or prefixed with “Mc”, their mom is either thoroughly stupefied by all the silicone or the proud owner of a name consistent to the above list.
Someone, please help me...
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"When I was 12yrs old, my best friend Heather...
—Belladonna
Porn stars are cool
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You guys break/make my heart.
(via tanya77)
to a certain extent :)
Do you ever?
Do you ever look at the google analytics of your tumblr and realized, to your own utter, and deplorable disgust, that the creepy guy who has been the bane of your existence for the past 8 years of your life has been your most faithful reader?
Do you ever think, “Gee, after hearing about all of the spiteful/obsessive/tacky stuff he’s said about me, and knowing all the things that...
"We auditioned a lot of people,” says Colette... →
tanya77:
jd-id:
fuckyeahthirties:
Did I say Fuck Yeah? I meant Fuck YOU.
DITTO.
ouch.
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now that i've accomplished my goal tumblarity
think i’m just gonna let it die.
What word really makes you cringe?
somethingintellectual:
Moist is annoying. Slacks really makes me cringe. Also, Bre and I agree that the word Moleskine really creeps us out.
I really don’t like the word “restroom”
And my tumblarity is over 130 now. Took long enough, and no thanks to most of you!!
July 2009
52 posts
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“The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the...”
– Pablo Casals (via lickystickypickyme)
2050 followers!
somethingintellectual:
I missed it while I was at work! Thank you guys so much. <3 I think you all are terrific.
*happy*
I have 2051 followers. Just saying.
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My tumblarity is plateauing
So I wonder if it’s from lack of original content. Well, here is some original content for all of you to “like” and reblog. Thanks. You guys are seriously the best.
Women are like parking spots, the good ones are...
(via daniellamb)
This is so offensive, I’m sure it will get a lot of notes and increase my tumblarity.
I don't know how to make you happy.
daniellamb:
I don’t know how to make this work.
succinct sadness sounds so stately.