Jenny plans to follow through
Jenny starts a lot of things and doesn't finish them.
Seated here on my laptop next to my sister who is also on her laptopity-top. She’s listening to some sappy velvet underground song about some chick named jane. I’m learning all I can about this most recent wikipedia random article topic, she’s chatting via instant messenger with someone who “cares”. Hello again, Tumblr, you deserve a kitten:)
For lioncub. ;) Cheer up girlie.
I let it die
My Tumblarity is 0 now.
I feel like a lazy hospice nurse, who neglected an AIDS patient just one too many days, and now… is that an insensitive metaphor?
I just read the Steve Martin auto-biography, which confirmed my long-time suspicion: Steve Martin is not as great as he thinks he is.
cheat sheet
if their names are: Lacy, Laci, Lacey, Misty, Jade, Crystal, or any other variety of textile, weather condition, or precious stone — they’re prolly trying to get knocked up.
If their names are gender neutral or prefixed with “Mc”, their mom is either thoroughly stupefied by all the silicone or the proud owner of a name consistent to the above list.
Someone, please help me get away from these people. I know too much! I fear for my safety!
"When I was 12yrs old, my best friend Heather decided to see how many Q-Tips she could fit inside her vagina. I watched in awe, I wish I knew how many she fit. I don't think I even would have remembered if she did tell me. Needless to say, she was a pretty rad girl."
—Belladonna
Porn stars are cool
“Jon Hamm and I have rolled on top of ea other in flour while people threw eggs at us and sprayed a hose on us in 30 degree weather. Interesting frat days hazing tidbit.”
I have a friend that went to college with John Hamm. I can’t decide who i’d rather be in this instance, him or john hamm….
